Tool

"Nice to meet you, Joshua."

"Nice to meet you, too, Nate."

"And that's your friend Jug?"

"Yes, that's him."

"Hmmm. That's funny."

"What?"

"I have friends named Joshua and Jug. And they're a couple.... Are you two a couple?"

"A couple of best mates. Yes."

"Oh. So you're not together?"

"Nope."

"So you're single?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Joshua, would you like a drink?"

"Thanks, but Jug's getting me one already."

"The next one then?"

"Oh, but it's my shout next."

"Right. Well... I'm just gonna go say hi to my friends. Might catch you later."

"Sure, Nate. Catch ya."

I'm a tool sometimes. A real daft one.