I got tagged to do this meme on my other blog, but since I've already done the same one there before, I thought I'd do one here instead. So, here's 8 things you might not know about... well, Joshua:
I like eating liver spread and ketchup on toast for breakfast.
When I was a kid, my grandma owned a milkbar where I can pretty much take whatever I wanted for free. But sometimes, I'd sneak into the cash register and take some spare change to buy something at her competitors.
I once stuck a piece of rubber up my nose so high that I needed to go to the hospital to have it taken out.
I own a DVD collection worth the price of a small European car. I started collecting when I was 18 and it's now grown to a 1000+ titles. I've only seen about 25 per cent of them. Some are still in their original packaging.
I got very drunk on a whole bottle of black Sambucca and got very sick from it. Now, even the slightest hint of licorice smell makes me wanna gag.
Today, I had some very impure thoughts for a married man, with kids. I think I have a DILF fetish.
More on fetishes, I get really horny when riding elevators. I have fantasies of being stuck in one with a really hot guy where we fool around to kill time and then a really hot mechanic catches us when he jumps in from the roof, but instead of leaving, he joins in and we have hot, greasy three-way elevator sex... Wow, is it me or is it hot in here?
Whilst Joshua isn't my real name, it was actually one of three I added to mine and pretended to have back when I was in high school. It was a "I wish I had a middle name" thing. But it didn't hold up for very long since I kept forgetting the right order they were supposed to be in. Stupid, huh? The other two names: Andrew and Kenneth.
I won't tag any other bloggers to continue the meme but if you do happen to read this, then you must leave a comment with something about you that no one else knows. Let's call it Group Emancipation. So, go on, press that "Comment" link.
Glimmer
16 years ago
6 comments:
oh my god, i did #3 too. except i didn't end up in the hospital. what's this thing with kids sticking rubbery things up their nose? i would have thought since we are fags, chances are we'd stick it up our bottom first! man, you are as weird as me.....
What then, if you'd get trapped inside an elevator with that married man you'd like to do? Bet you would press the Stop button quicker than you'd down a Sambucca (which, btw, tastes terrible for me).
Not so good at memes like this, so I couldn't spill my beans for you. Have fun at the concert this Wednesday! And please, take LOTS of pictures! Y'know my email if you're not gonna post them on your blog. :)
"Kenneth", that's a nice name me thinks!
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Hmmm... Elevator sex is gross! Just think about all the people who walked over dog shit and then stepped into the elevator. You are basically having sex on large piles of dog shit!
Now about me... A year ago, I found naked pictures of myself on the internet. They were on this guy's blog and I have no idea how he got them! Of course I got that stupid blog closed down, but now half the world knows that I have a horse cock! It's kind of depressing.
I absolutely love the smell of urinal cakes, those small round yellow cakes in the bottom of public toilets. If it wasnt for the fact that they are drenched in piss i would so take some home and place them around the house for their scent.
I relate to your Sambucca story - that happened to me too and I ended up in hospital after an ambulance ride. Not pretty. Can't bear the smell now.
I first shaved off my pubic hair when I was 14, just to y'know, see what it looked like :)
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