M&M's Anonymous

I'm so addicted to M&M's that I can eat a whole bucket in one sitting, even though I know that I'll feel bloated and sick the next day. Upset tummy aside, I also know that it's filled with empty calories that isn't doing my fitness training any good. Still, I can't help myself. They're just too darn yummy...

This is usually the point where I'd make a somewhat insightful (or salient, take your pick) observation. Something like despite knowing how certain things can be bad for you, one still can't resist having it.

And I'd also probably follow it up with an example. Oh, say maybe how a certain guy keeps insisting on messaging me to catch up even though I always come up with an excuse not to be able to make it. Away. Asleep. Out of town. Dead. Well, maybe not that last one but almost. The dude can't take a hint and he inevitably gets upset every time. The reason why I won't meet him is a moot point, but let's just say that he's a right royal pain in the arse to be with. I should just tell him to piss off, but I'm not c*nty like that.

Anyway, so I'd probably do all that in this post if I had the time, but I'm off to the Witness Protection Party tonight and my ride's already here tooting his horn.

So... have a great weekend everyone!