Inside a boutique - and rather over-priced - homewares retailer. A Kath and Kim's Trude lookalike at the counter.
Me: Morning.
Trude: Yiiieesss, how can I help yiiou?
Me: That Barcelona chair by the window, how much is it?
Trude: Oiii yahhh, that chair. It's $3000, plus delivery.
Me: And how much is delivery?
Trude: Where iiis it to?
Me: Well, I'm from the western suburbs.
Trude: Ooohh. You're from the wiiiestern suburbs?
Me: Yes.
Trude: And yiiou know about the Barcelona???
Me: Well, it's a step up from the milk crates, but yes, I know about Barcelona chairs.
Trude: Oohhh... nooo, I didn't mean to...
Me: What? Be a pretentious eastern suburb snob? Oiii yaaahhh, I'm siiiure.
I am so gonna go all "Pretty Woman" on her ignorant arse.
I love me my Barcelona chairs...
even for a Westie.
6 comments:
Wish I was there to see you bitchslap that, err, bitch. Hot chair, btw. Happy weekend!
lol... your such a bitch :) in the nice way...
Hahaha ... I'd be annoyed by that fella. My bitchy would have re-surfaced.
:P
I am not going to lie, I have no idea what this post was about. Anyway, your Filipino right? Don't your people sit on straw mats on the floor? I wasn't aware that the culture has evolved all the way to actual furniture! Good to know...
ahh... nice choice. the barcelona chair will enjoy the company of the milk crates which have now been elevated to the status of coffee table. hehe..
What. A. Scrag. Hope her next boob job goes horribly wrong.
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