It's finally November, which means my birthday is only a few weeks away, Christmas is around the corner, and what's more, I leave for my holiday overseas in two weeks!
Plus, it's Friday and the start of a long jam-packed weekend in Melbourne. Life's great.
So, in the spirit of all things wonderful, let me share these little pearls of wisdom that I stumbled on today:
- The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
- Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
- If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
- Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
- How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
- Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
- Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
- Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
- There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
- There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
- Think about this... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.
- I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
- Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
- Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
- Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
- After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. But, we're all here, so ENJOY TODAY!
Have a wonderful weekend everyone!
2 comments:
You're getting on the airplane soon!
Hehehe!
How are you? And how was Halloween? Any "trick-or-treating" event which was interesting?
:P
I've been busy; I still read but can't comment sometimes. ):
Holidays make everything brighter, don't they!
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